F.R.I.E.N.D.S - I Like Big Butts by Ross and Rachel

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Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. Yes we were! Yes we were! Come here gorgeous. Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a… a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've gotYou've got big beautiful eyesYes you doand a… and a big round belly. Big baby butt! I like big butts. I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / anda round thing in your face you getOh my God, Emmayou're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that beforeDaddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix AlotWhat? What? Youyou wanna hear some more? UhmMy anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns honI'm a terrible father!

Rachel: Hi.

Ross: Hi.

Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents.She's so nervous, it's so sweet!

Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.

Rachel: You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?

Ross: Yeah, and it was uhmit was like a real little person laugh too. It wasit was like uhmOnlyonly not creepy.

Rachel: Wellwell, what did you do to make her laugh?

Ross: I uhmWell, I sangwell actually I rappedBaby Got Back

Rachel: You WHAT? You sangto our baby daughter… a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?

Ross: But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhmbody imagebecauseeven big butts or uhmjuicy doubles.

Rachel: owwwww

Ross: Please don't take her away from me!

Rachel: OkayaahhhPlease laugh for mommyPlease? Please laugh for mommyNot funny huh? Oh so, is itonly offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? ’Cause mommy can rapMy name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies areOh, I can't rapAll right sweet heartThis is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody… I likebig butts and I cannot lie… / You other brothers can't deny… / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your faceYes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh!Oh! I like big butts and I can not lie… / You other brothers can't denyOh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo

Ross: Hey!

Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that

Ross: Oh I know, isn't it? Oohwhat'd you do to get her to laugh?

Rachel: Oh! You know, I justcouple of things I tried… I just sang a little dooItsy Bitsy Spider

Ross: You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?

Rachel: Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass

Ross: She sweat, wet. got it going like a turbovette.

Rachel: So fellas

Ross: Yeah!

Rachel: fellas

Ross: Yeah!

Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?

Ross: Hell yeah!

Rachel: So shake it!

Ross: Shake it!

Rachel: Shake it!

Ross: Shake it!

Rachel: Shake that nasty butt

Ross: Baby got back

Rachel: One more time from the top… I like big butts and I can not lie, you other br

Ross: Rachel please! That is so inappropriate!

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